Thursday, September 18, 2014

The 3 People I Would Invite Over

If I could have 3 people come over for coffee, I would invite Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, and Nicki Minaj. I chose these three because they're all so fine. Like, I would marry all three of them in a heartbeat. Especially Kendall, oh my gosh. I would trudge through 300 miles of Legos in 106 degree weather; I'm serious. I would give up my first born child just to meet one of them in person. Anyway, I would give Kim the mustache mug just because that's what she would have if she forgot to wax that peach fuzz. Kendall would get a mug with me and her in a selfie together cut out in the shape of a heart, cause you know, were meant to be. Finally, Nicki would get a mug with an anaconda on it, because she got buns, hun.



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